This is a periodic feature we present to keep you up to date on the latest news.

Let's start with this:

Obama proposes new wireless spectrum fee

Because you aren't paying enough for your cellphone usage! No my dears, you are meant to subsidize the President's plan to pay off those who voted for him (people with no money) and Chris Matthews so he keeps that thrill going up his leg. You fat cat you! Fork over! (the first person who tells me it's the wireless carriers who have to pay and not the cellphone users will be zapped into the ethernet and never be heard from again)

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Hole-by-hole recap of Tiger's 2nd-round match

Because it's imperative that we KNOW every single nuance and move this man made while playing golf. I'm not sure why mind you - but we MUST know this. There will be a test!

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$7,000 in Stolen Jewelry Found in Cheetos Bag

And you thought it was only extra calories.  That will teach you to try and ignore snack bags.

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Hack An iPhone, Win $10,000

Just in case you're looking for a bit of extra cash to pay off Obama...

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Google Takes Credibility Hit With Gmail Outage

Good heavens!!!  A 2.5 hour outage!!! That NEVER happens with other email servi.... I mean... Microsoft exchange never ever goes do... I mean all other email services are completely problem fre...
er... never mind.

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Last of all... can someone please tell me what the hell the First Lady is wearing? 



In other news: The Salvation Army is looking for looters who raided the women's department of their downtown storefront in Washington DC...

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And now you are informed.  Don't you feel smarter already.

Posted by: Teresa in Current Affairs at 09:02 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 I fell 10% smarter now.

Posted by: Cappy at February 26, 2009 10:02 PM (OV6ws)

2 Re: MO - it looks like she forgot to put her boobs in.  This is in addition to the bodice of that dress looking like a vinyl trash bag.  On second thought, it might be appropriate. 

Posted by: LeeAnn at February 26, 2009 10:11 PM (ayhdB)

3 As if we don't have enough wireless/telephony fees and taxe?  Ugh.

And that dress...  first of all, she wore that when he addressed a joint session of Congress.  Even on Easter Sunday, she'd put a little jacket over those bare arms.

It's a good color on her; too bad it doesn't fit.

Posted by: Pam at February 27, 2009 08:25 AM (l6NIn)

4 Cappy - always glad to add to the general intellect of the world.

LeeAnn - ROFLMAO the boobs were good, it was the vinyl trash bag that got me.

Pam - actually my first thought on seeing her was "what a hideous sack and yet the color looks great on her" few people can pull off that color - she should wear it more often on something that resembles clothing instead of vinyl trash bags paired with burlap sacks. 

Posted by: Teresa at February 27, 2009 10:17 AM (ybEr8)

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It looks like she skinned an eggplant.  Yeesh.  Though I too liked the color.

And I feel 2% smarter - I can't seem to absorb much these days... 

Posted by: Richmond at February 28, 2009 01:08 PM (4/a69)

6 She has taken class out of the White House.  I'm sorry, but I don't want a First Lady who shops at Ann Taylor.  That's where I shop.  The First Lady should look like a million bucks, not like she shopped sales off the rack like the rest of us.

Posted by: Bou at February 28, 2009 05:31 PM (UG2Rt)

7 Rich - OMG ROFLMAO - skinned eggplant.  I love it!!!

Bou - I totally agree with you. 

Posted by: Teresa at March 01, 2009 02:32 PM (ybEr8)

8 All I'll say is that that dress does NOT flatter her.

Hopefully after the Obamas get a dog, it will at least bark at her when she tries to go out looking like that.

Posted by: Harvey at March 05, 2009 03:08 AM (bz4Bu)

9 Harvey - one can only hope.  

Posted by: Teresa at March 05, 2009 09:24 AM (ybEr8)

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