1 Yep, I'm waiting for the obligatory "new information" that refutes this data. Doesn't matter, though... I won't stop drinking coffee.  Or eating bacon.

Mmmmm.... bacon...

2 I don't even read them kinda articles anymore.  People say beer is good for you, people say it ain't.  Saccharin will kill you dead, then it won't.  Don't eat beef, you'll get mad cow.  Eat beef  'cause cow farts is causin' global warming...  Crap... STFU already and let me live a little.  If I ain't jumpin' in front of buses or of the top of tall buildings(or face plantin' on curbs... ERica... not the capital ER), I'll live just as long as I'm supposed to.  No more, no less.  Hell, even if you read all that and do what "they say"... everybody's been diein' since they were born.  Don't believe me?  Ask your great great great great Grand Daddy... He'll tell you.

Readin' that stuff is kinda like gettin' old.  Everyday, somethin' else kills you, but somethin'  makes whats killin' you feel better, until you open the paper the next day and find out that what makes you feel better will kill you deader faster!  Honest Injun, this here study says so...  really lookie here!

See what I mean...  Check out the box scores in the sports section.  Less stressful.  You'll live longer.  Even if you team sux like mine.(Reds)