July 30, 2008

Time for Headlines!

We are here to ensure you know all the vital news of the day. Really.

So here goes:

Giant Lake Confirmed on Saturn's Moon Titan

Let's go fishing!

Beijing pollution index shows improvement

Does this mean only half the competing Olympians will drop over from respiratory arrest during the games? Or does it mean they can all step down to a surgical mask instead of wearing gas masks?

Chinese Authorities Order Olympic Hotels To Install Spy Gear

The Olympic Committee is disappointed...

House passes major consumer safety bill with ban on lead, other chemicals in toys

Don't you "feel" safer already? That'll make the Chinese importers sit up and take notice.
Blank robbers swipe 3,000 'fraud-proof' UK passports

Thus proving that even something lauded as "fraud-proof" can be gotten around.
And last but not least. It's already happening in the UK - I bet it won't be long before it's happening here.

Painter fined for smoking in own van

Because he carries his supplies in it they're trying to call it a business...  ooookay.
And now you know. 

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July 29, 2008

Well Of Course

I am 11% White Trash.
Not at all White Trashy!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Please tell me you aren't shocked.

Stolen from Jimbo who stole it from Cappy.  I'm guessing my lower score comes from never having been in a bar fight...

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July 15, 2008

And Now For Something Completely Different

Because I'm so one tracked lately, it's time to change things up a bit.

Headlines, we have Headlines!

Study: When kids become teens, they get sluggish

You don't say! They needed to do a study for this? How do I get one of these gigs?
Teachers become nurses as schools get squeezed

Considering that the only thing nurses can do anymore is hand out contraceptives, I don't see the point of having them either. Heaven forbid they actually do their job and take care of kids... that leads to lawsuits.
NY man gets 30 months in prison for spamming AOL

That's it??? Only 30 months??? This man should never see the light of day ever again.
City Worker Allegedly Takes Over San Francisco's Computer System

But will anyone notice besides city officials?
And last but not least, you may want to look at your name and see if it needs changing...

Bank's Mugabe mix-up

A London woman called Sam Mugabe had her wages frozen - because of sanctions against her namesake.

Not only do they all look the same, apparently they're all related too... at least according to the HSBC in the UK. 

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