May 20, 2011

Are You Ready for the Rapture?

I'm not sure what time it starts... no one told me. No mention of timezones either. But the rapture is nearly upon us.

So are you headed to the Pearly Gates? If so the TSA is already ahead of you

@TSAgov Agent Smith In case of a Saturday rapture, please form a single-file line in front of the Pearly Gates for your security check.

If you don't plan on being one of the heavenly horde perhaps you'll join me for the looting spree all of Facebook has been planning...

In any case, if I can't get my iphone because the world ends a week early - I will make sure I have some fun instead.

Just sayin...


Posted by: Teresa in Ummmmm at 10:39 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Cute. 

At least those of us left behind will have more job opportunities...

Posted by: pam at May 21, 2011 11:20 AM (i3Kno)

2 Do I still have time to get my nails did?

Posted by: Kim at May 21, 2011 02:12 PM (DRr3p)

3 Pam - very true - at least if you believe all these people who think they'll be chosen

Kim - I'd go for it.  This rapture thing seems to be taking its time...

Posted by: Teresa at May 21, 2011 03:08 PM (xE2iU)

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